Please Wash Your Hands.

Please note : This is a humorous post and is not meant to hurt anyone.

I am highly sensitive and highly sarcastic, so please read with caution.

Phew! That’s out of the way! Haha.

I’ve been ill due to food poisoning since a week, due to which I’ve had a lot of time on my hands and so I wrote a lot of irrelevant blog posts – notably, a rant and a funny observation.

After writing the observation about plagiarism, a particular blogger got really pissed and wrote a post defending herself. Now, wait a minute – I didn’t even mention her blog in my post, in fact I didn’t name anyone – IT WAS JUST A FUNNY, USELESS OBSERVATION.

Was what I did bullying? Hell no! How do I know? Because I have been bullied online. I know how bad it feels to be treated like s*** and I wouldn’t in my wildest dreams do the same thing to someone else.

I felt so sorry for her, I even wrote a post to apologize and warn people about my rants/observations. I overthink, I can’t help it.

Her post made it seem like the mafia was after her. I read her post again wondering whether what she said was really aimed at me, and then I read the comments on her post.

In one comment someone mentioned that the person who wrote the bad post must have been jealous. Really? I mean, really? For me the number of followers doesn’t matter, I write to help people from my own life experiences, and I am ever so grateful for the current number of people reading my posts. So even if you have a million followers, I will respect you, because you worked hard to gain them.

In reply to another comment, she mentioned how I should know that she typed her post without washing her hands after going to the loo (I’m assuming that she meant that she hates me).

I’m a cleanliness freak, and I wash my hands at least 30 times a day, so when I read her reply to that comment I got really worried :

People!! Please, please wash your hands, especially after going to the loo!! You know how they say that our phones have more germs than a toilet seat? Well, if you don’t wash your hands isn’t that going to cause even more germs to multiply on your phone??


P. S. She unfollowed my blog, as any angry person would do if they were following the mafia’s blog. I wrote her a kind comment on another post, praising her smile, and she deleted it. I found it weird and hilarious at the same time. So being as petty as she was, I unfollowed her blog as well.

If you find me insensitive and my humour not too appealing, I really won’t mind. You can unfollow my blog, but any negative comments will be deleted.

Thank you for reading! Stay blessed!


81 thoughts on “Please Wash Your Hands.

                1. Hehe I know, I know. But I start overthinking and stressing about getting ill if I don’t wash my hands as often as possible. πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ So to avoid the overthinking, I just wash my hands. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

                    1. It really isn’t. 😁 I love being a cleanliness freak. πŸ™ˆ My favourite hobby is arranging my cupboard and room. πŸ˜‚

                    2. No no, I used to do that when I was in school. When I was 8 yrs old I used to arrange my school bag all day long. At least 15 times a day, even when there were parties at home. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

                      Now I don’t have time to clean/arrange things again and again. But when I do, it makes my day. πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ

                    3. I don’t see wings but sarcasm flying around. What sort of angel are you supposed to be?

                    4. Hahaha thank you for the win, Bharath. πŸ˜πŸ™ˆ

                      It could mean either of these two things :
                      1. You’re bored and wanna leave this conversation.
                      2. You are becoming kinder by the day (evidently after chatting so much with me) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

                    5. Bored?? Nah! You’re too interesting for me to get bored.
                      And I’m naturally kind.😎

                    6. Awwwwwww! (saying it like a lame teenage girl) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You’re super interesting too! 😊

                      But yesterday you said that you’re rude and insensitive. Changing your words, huh? πŸ€”

                    7. No! I am not washing hands!
                      They’re cleaner than ever and I just had ice cream with bare hands.

                    8. Sorry? This could mean two things:
                      1. You’re bored with this conversation and wanna leave
                      2. See point number 1

                    9. I’m sorry that I almost gave you a heart attack, you dumbo. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

                      But you now understand my level of overthinking, so I’m glad. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  1. It’s horrible that some people don’t wash their hands after using the loo. That’s not mean at all, that’s simply common sense. And manners. πŸ˜€

    1. It really is disgusting. Thank you for agreeing, Rob. 😊

      Although I don’t think that she really didn’t wash her hands. I guess it was her way of expressing how much she despised me after I wrote the plagiarism post.
      Well, let’s just hope that she washes her hands from now on. πŸ˜‚

  2. I enjoyed a lot reading this. You were damn good hilarious and sarcastic!( Nd did the right thing) πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

    1. Thanks, Ramyani! I’m so glad you enjoyed reading it! πŸ˜ŠπŸ’›
      I wrote it to make people laugh, so I’m glad I accomplished that. πŸ˜πŸ’›

  3. Great post!

    I’m a compulsive hand washer. How compulsive? Well, sometimes I’ll be washing my hands … and as I’m rinsing off the soap, some part of my hand accidentally touches the sink … so I have to wash my hands again IN THE MIDDLE OF WASHING MY HANDS.

    Or I’ve been known to use hand sanitizer right after washing my hands .. because .. you know … how clean could that water be, anyway?

    But I guess as compulsions go, it’s a pretty minor one.

    1. Hahaha. Omg, high-five! I do the same if my hand accidentally touches the sink! πŸ˜‚
      I regularly wash my hands with two separate hand wash liquids, one after the other. πŸ˜‚
      Exactly, it’s not that bad. Minor OCD. 😁

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